According to the latest video report from the satirical tabloid and website The Onion, Mark Zuckerberg is an American CIA agent codenamed “The Overlord” and the director of CIA’s “Facebook Program”. The report also confirms Zuckerberg of receiving a “Medal of Intelligence Commendation” for his extraordinary work with the Facebook program.
Just recently, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange in an interview with Russia Today called Facebook:
“the most appalling spy machine that has ever been invented.”
Facebook users willingly give out all their information to the site without ever knowing that this information ultimately lands in the hands of the CIA. As per Assange, Facebook is not CIA funded but Facebook does provide a secret interface for CIA which allows the agency to collect information about any registered individual.
The information not only includes name, address, connections, pictures, places checked in, phone numbers and workplaces but also helps the agency to understand the personality of the user by analyzing his or her shared material, joined groups and liked pages, etc.
The report further gimmicks several other popular social media tools such as:
- Twitter (useless as far as data gathering goes)
- Foursquare (created by Al Qaeda)
- Farmville (responsible for pacifying 85 million people after unemployment rates rose)
