Chuck Norris is a martial arts expert, actor and an Internet phenomenon. But no one claims to ever know him completely due to his awesomeness. Here is a round-up of the top 10 things you still don’t know about him and if you die before knowing them, surely you have lived a useless life until now. Everything changes now, so have a read!
1. Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. (If you don’t believe type in Google “Find Chuck Norris” and search yourself)
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.
3. When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
4. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
6. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
7. The reason newborn babies cry is that they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris’s computer has no “backspace” button, Chuck Norris doesn’t make mistakes. Although the only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
9. Chuck Norris made a website, now it is called the internet.
10. When Chuck Norris kills time, that’ll be the end of it.